hot topic texts

PJ
F_n sweet. u know franklin has a working one with a yogi signature. crazy u got that out though. u know u were risking an arrest and a stadium ban, seriously.
5.30

Major
Chick hens bitey in the desert
6.5

Chote
So hot melting
6.7

Danger
kinderhaus
6.10

dugward
Oh my god. Send 3 blind pigeons for every mile the ocean is wide.
6.10

Unknown
No I mean I can see you from here.
6.12

Unknown Again
I can see/hear you in my mind when you say "Nah"
6.12

Klenda
Fist to fist, sir, and steel to steel.
6.13

Deb
Reminder to Team: brunch is in 1.45 hrs. dont be late - i'm stahving!
6.14

DJ ice
Yeah, what a blowout. i hope my car doesnt get turned over 2nite
6.18

Ghost of Choad
I hate opera love steamers
6.19

Mims
On my way to montana! Leaving minneapolis now! woo hoo
6.19

Danger
So cottage
6.23

Chomsky
My jacket your trunk
6.23

Major
He's stuffed with hope and crabba-the-salad
6.23

Mo's Brother
I mean all we want is for it to be cottage. just like ralph
6.25

Klenda
Total sneak
6.29

Airport
I just overhear a conversation where a guy said "wizards and warlocks"
7.1

Major
OK, but your pony tail is in my beer.
7.1

PJ
Rumor is u fell off da boat
7.3

Professor S
Sweeneys in for cruising times!
7.3

Major
Somebody has pilfered my last box of magic snakes! I demand satisfaction!
7.4

Circle Line
The fireworks they mushroomed like jars of mexican confetti
7.4

Col
I am the only one here. I think I am an eager beaver. It just started raining!
7.9

Danger
The gowattage
7.9

ASG
How goes the narrative alchemy?
7.31

Danger
Pretzel line so long
8.3

Janetheparque
Hahaha!!! Maybe u really did see him!
8.3

Dugward
Tomcats raising sparks in robert moses parks.
8.5

Major
Fol Cohen
8.22

Mayhill
So sorry, me and Mr. Butafucco are on the Island for the night.
8.22

Danger
Float?
9.15

Stock
Nah-dinner. buzz me later. lets party like melky&cano.
9.22

Krispy
Want to take L'raine to strip club where we imho
9.22

Y'poo
Dear friends and family. Pieter and i had a little boy a month ago. His name is kiowa. he was 7 pounds three oz and one month early! Y the happy mom
9.24

Katch
Oct 4 is official last night at yogi's. Bree and Patience confirmed to me tonight. this is seriously tilting me more than losing yankee stadium.
9.25

Schwarma
We did it
11.08

Schwarma
Just passed exit 197 for brooklyn, ia
11.08

Log Anne
you guys are gonna have to pick me up a mustache packet.. i got work tonight!
11.13

Danger
i'm about to shove off _ not far just around the island
11.19

Iris' Sky 2008

Shattering eyelash robots
Cracking all the hallway sides-
Hot coffee, open up,
Tell us all your whys.
Splattering dog windows
Bark their own ways home-
I stand in melting glory
The cheese to your bone.

Will you turn over the mac
with the cheese?
Cheap shots make comedic disease.
Dennis Miller,
You were a funny young jerk.
Not so impressive,
When you get old with your work.

Industry Meeting Jibberish Tropicana Blvd.

Zebra sports bar code,
Don't mention the weakness
Of our heaviest load;
Metric fullback, run your numbers downfield.

Stevie Wonder 06.18.08

Wow, I concerted with Stevie Wonder at Jones Beach on June 18th. He's still a wizard.
He ended the show with this to impart: "If the thing is positive---impossible is unacceptable."

Free-Range Text Messages

These proved very enjoyable:

Major
"We're in so tight we can tell where we are again."
4.11

Danger
"Tony unlevin bread"
4.19

Major
"Depends how tight you get in on it."
4.21

Major
"The greatest pleasures are the closest, and the most fleeting."
4.21

Major
"In tight, out of sight."
4.22

Danger
"It is named michael walton."
4.25

d'Erc
"yippee!"
4.25

Dangerous
"in tight on hennepin."
4.26

Geoffemente
"I was wrong before when i said i couldn't get in tighter."
4.26

Dandy
"Farm?"
5.05

Major
"So close, like my butt was gross."
5.08

Jon Dizzy
"Get to a TV now. Lebron."
5.18

Zedly
"What if i said to you that I'm a doctor. Is that something you might be interested in?"
5.20

Jon Dizzy
"Greensboro bus!"
5.23

d'Erc
"where the f is that and with whom? thats ridiculous"
5.24

d'Erc
"Wowsa."
5.24

Danger
"6 lbs of meat your assistance required."
5.25

Professor Sweeney
"Filming! But i think it might be Cleaver II."
5.27

Dangerous
"I'm getting the $9000 model."
5.28

Major
"Personal contact?"
5.28

Anonymous
"Jesus is coming...look busy."
5.30

Frequently Asked Questionzz
"Someone's pregnant and due in december."
5.30

The Coach
"We're in the back."
5.31

Loose Cannons at De Femio's, 1997

We shaded De Femio's quite 70s that night,
From behind ziti quizzical looks emerged;
Manos is a star,
Yonkers raises the bar,
The Loose Cannons laugh machines splurged.

Movie Night at 223

park yourself on the floor,
or take your favorite seat,
is amy coming?
let's decide what to eat.

have we seen snakes on a plane?
who knows about this documentary?
ryan gosling and cupcakes
are quite complementary.

oh wait, the popcorn's on,
oh wait - oh wait - oh wait.
sarah'll be here in five.
jill can you call up jimbo - and see if he's still alive?

how's the new roommate?
oh, yeah, i read that review...
hey - sweeny's designing a townhouse (did you know?)
with a guggenheim view

it's movie night, movie night
action or mystery-
movie night, it's movie night
join us at 223-
movie night, it's movie night
join me at 14 223.