Favorite Text Messages To Date, pt.1

From Dolan, J:
"The family of man just got a little bigger."
01.15.08 11:22 am

From Deb
"is it yr resolution to be extra nice? which store do u live above?"
01.13.08 1:20 pm

From Me
"THE sportsHole"
10.09.07 11:53 pm

From N., Shag
"Happy Birthday, Commander Skywalker."
07.09.07 1:18pm

From Danger
"Par in my mouth."
06.30.07 11:41 am

From Dolan, J.:
"Drag. Out of town."
06.23.07 6:49 pm

From Rice, G
"She's a little rocker. You can tell already."
06.22.07 9:00 am

From Rice, G
"Penelope has arrived! She's absolutely beautiful."
06.22.07 8:55am

From Dolan, J.:
"Who u callin gump u gumpass gump?"
05.25.07 8:04pm

From Aponte, Denise:
"I hate u. Ha ha ha."
04.14.07 9:50pm

From Sweeny Craig:
"I will include a red headed firebrand that is a promise. hey did geoff and sophia have baby yet"
04.14.07 1:34pm

From Me:
"Orzo pupo!"
01.26.07 12:14pm

From Dolan, J.:
"U r the greatest white singer of ur generation."
01.01.07 3:32pm

From Danger:
"Hussein dead cho drunk"
12.29.06 10:39pm

From Goldman A S:
"Big asteroids in cahoots."
12.11.06 11:20pm

From Rice, G:
"The cake is now."
12.02.06 9:32pm