A Tree! A Tree!

A Tree! A Tree!
Charming Douglas-Fir,
I hoisted you 10 blocks,
Past laughing associates,
You ruthless cur;
I handled you up steps, five flights and paparazzi,
I drew a line in the middle of the room --
It separated us flatmates, like episodes de Ralph Malph y Potsie.
Yet, I'm so glad you're here, I am gratified by your presence,
Now let me go check on Julie,
She's having problems with tomorrow's lessons....